This is just a short sample log of the sort of incredibly _insane_ stuff we get up to in #AFD. And this entire debacle took, what, twenty minutes from start to finish? Many kudos to Pikadai and Piccokuh - two very cool #AFD cookers. Many apologies to Burnout and Happyfit, who may not have taken it quite so well. Well, Happyfit did. And many apologies to others, because, in retrospect, this entire thing looks DAMN egotistical. Eh, what do you expect of a guy who goes around proclaiming himself the Jesus of Grammar? -- Session Start: Thu Mar 08 01:10:04 2001 [01:10] ....This is sad, I have just went over 400 hours on #afd [01:10] God I need a life [01:10] you have just _gone_ over 400 hours [01:10] Yes Jesus of Grammar! [01:10] well done. [01:10] * Talen blesses Happyfit. [01:10] May you have many daughters. [01:11] Talen-Does that mean Im gonna have sex? [01:11] I'm nearing my one-year anniversary of joining AFD [01:11] Happyfit - No. Cloning's a wonderful thing. [01:11] DAMNIT [01:12] Sorry, but there are limits even to my powers. [01:13] Grammar Jesus has limited powers?? [01:13] ... [01:13] I thought you created the entire English language in 6 days... and now you can't make it possible for Happyfit to score? [01:13] Oh wait... NOBODY can do that. [01:13] nevermind. [01:14] * Talen nods [01:14] like I said... [01:14] actually, there's always the power of... [01:15] _The Ultimate Pickup Line_... [01:15] * Happyfit_Hamstertush gasps. [01:15] ... but I'm uncertain if this truly merits such a drastic measure. [01:15] * Happyfit_Hamstertush dessimilates. [01:15] *** Happyfit_Hamstertush is now known as Piccokuh_Hamstertush [01:16] For the _Ultimate Pickup Line_ has its dangers.. [01:16] Is it "Do you sleep on your tummy? Well, can I?" [01:16] Is Happyfit not drastic enough? [01:16] Truly, happyfit is drastic. [01:17] But the _Ultimate Pickup Line_ is a fickle servant. [01:17] And it may choose to not perform as it should unto one's chosen sire. [01:17] And the shame from this... will last... _forever_... [01:17] * Talen looks at Happyfit. [01:17] Actually, now that I think of it, what has he got to lose? [01:18] * Piccokuh_Hamstertush sits on the edge of his seat. [01:18] Are you talking about me? [01:18] Yes [01:18] ok [01:18] Happyfit. [01:18] I hereby wilt reveal unto you, the _Ultimate Pickup Line_. [01:18] Oh joy! [01:19] But Lo, remember - it is a double- edged sword [01:19] * Daimaoh-FOODING starts the drumroll.... [01:19] For this _Line_ when used, may very well sow the seeds of your destruction. [01:19] It may poison the mind of the woman to whom you speak it, [01:19] with its incisive passage and beauteous cadence. [01:19] it may well drive all women away from you, their minds imperfect to the words. [01:19] But I bestow it unto you. [01:20] But only if you so wish for it. [01:20] I want it [01:20] * Daimaoh-FOODING continues the drumroll.............. [01:21] VERY WELL. [01:21] THE _ULTIMATE PICKUP LINE_. [01:21] THE SEED OF REDEMPTION FOR THE PATHETIC AND VIRGINAL. [01:21] *** Daimaoh-FOODING is now known as Talens_Acolyte [01:21] * Talens_Acolyte starts chanting quietly. [01:21] THE SALVATION OF YOU, HAPPYFIT, FROM YOUR ETERNAL SLAVERY TO MASTURBATION [01:21] IS... [01:21] 'Nice shoes, let's fuck.' [01:22] * Talen dives into the handy getaway car set up by his acolyte [01:22] * Talens_Acolyte breaks out in a loud trumpet fanfare. [01:22] .... [01:22] * Talens_Acolyte drops the trumpet and runs to the car, and drives away with Talen in the car. [01:22] * Talen cackles. [01:22] Hahhaa! we took the money and run! [01:22] ... we did get money, right, acolyte? [01:22] (Talen): uhh [01:22] * Piccokuh_Hamstertush watches as hundreds of women start chasing after Talen in his car. [01:23] Oh, shit, I said it too loudly... [01:23] look, I'll throw my underwear out the back, maybe that'll slow them down [01:23] * Talens_Acolyte uses Evasive Maneuvers sequence Talen-Omega-1 [01:23] hmmm [01:24] * SambaDelRio watches oddly [01:24] * Piccokuh_Hamstertush watches as the women are simply too much for the car and overrun it, Talen and his acolyte disappearing under the throng of flesh. [01:24] * Talens_Acolyte only hopes that someday he too will be worthy of delivering the _U.P.L._ with anywhere near the grace, majesty, and pure genius that Talen can summon forth. [01:25] (Piccokuh_Hamstertush): they going after me too, or am i just in the path of the stampede? :P [01:25] * Piccokuh_Hamstertush begins videotaping. [01:25] * Talen screams as he is HOTTHOTTSEXXED to death. _AGAIN_. [01:25] *** Talen is now known as Talen_Dead [01:25] This is so fucking annoying. [01:25] As his acolyte, you seem to share some of his power. [01:26] * Talens_Acolyte uses the dragon balls to resurrect Talen. [01:26] Acolyte, will you bloody well get me resuc- thank you [01:26] *** Talen_Dead is now known as Talen [01:26] * Piccokuh_Hamstertush begins selling his new tape of "Women gone wild (over Talen)" [01:26] Anyway... Back! Back, loving women! [01:26] :) one step ahead of ya, boss. [01:26] Back, I say! [01:26] * Talen suddenly grabs Happyfit by the scruff of the neck and holds him before the throng of women. [01:26] BACK, I SAY! [01:26] YEAH! What he said! [01:27] * Talens_Acolyte pats himself on the head since Talen's busy. [01:27] * Talen patpats Talens_Acolyte and gives him a biscuit [01:27] good acolyte. [01:27] _BACK_! [01:27] Happyfit... you're our only hope [01:27] you must... [01:27] you must say the line! [01:28] * Talens_Acolyte begins chanting quietly again, attempting to summon some energy to lend Happyfit. [01:28] Nice shoes, lets fuck [01:28] * Piccokuh_Hamstertush speaking in a Scottish voice says... [01:28] I dinna think he c'n do it, C'pn [01:29] * Talen throws Happyfit into the crowd of women, and runs like all hell [01:29] * Talens_Acolyte looks over at Talen and says, "He said it, let's get outta here" [01:29] * Talen sheds a tear for Happyfit's noble sacrifice [01:29] YES!!! [01:29] * Talens_Acolyte runs too. :) [01:29] Thank you Grammar Jesus! [01:29] * Talens_Acolyte cries too. ;( [01:29] * Talen pauses and turns and watches as the women destroy Happyfit's consciousness with orgasm after orgasm [01:29] * Talen then continues to run [01:29] * Piccokuh_Hamstertush laughs as the women trample Happyfit into a bloody corpse. [01:29] * Talens_Acolyte yells back to Piccokuh_Hamstertush, "You damn well better be taping this!" [01:29] that damn Tranvestite Talen Appreciation League just show up _everywhere_... [01:30] * Talen skids to a halt. [01:30] So... [01:30] who wants to post this log to AFD first? ;p [01:30] * Piccokuh_Hamstertush prepares to send his tape off to RealTV. [01:30] (Talen): You, sir, may have the honour and privilege. [01:30] ah damnit [01:31] After all, you ARE the master of the _U.P.L._ and its glorious splendour. [01:31] * Talens_Acolyte pulls back his acolyte's hood and asks, "Are the cameras off yet?" [01:32] yeah, they're off [01:32] whew. [01:32] *** Talens_Acolyte is now known as Pikachu_Daimaoh [01:32] (Talen): Cut and print! That's a wrap! [01:32] * Talen takes off his makeup [01:32] thank fucking god [01:32] *** Talen is now known as Burnout [01:32] impersonating that Ausie twat... [01:33] Anyway, people, I've got to go get laid nineteen times by several different women, as a hot actor portraying a dick like Talen, I'll be right back. Session Close: Thu Mar 08 01:33:10 2001