THE TALE OF DYNAMIS


There is a new god.

Mewtwo's time has passed.

Lugia is to step into the shadows.

Magneton itself is wary.

False gods all crumble.

And fear.

And fear the coming.

And the coming is that of the New God.

And the New God is known.

And it is known by a name.

And that name is proud.

And that name is noble.

And that name that is noble and that name that is proud is this name.


Pidgeot.


Azure Haights: You're trying to get in my sig, ain't ya?

(Some sections taken from "Talen's Pidgeot, Aerial Moobage.", from the Kittysig, but I ain't apologising for that since that entire section is my fault.)

THE IDEA

Aoryuu: Goddamnit, I wanna use Pidgeot

THE DOUBT

Aoryuu: I was thinking of (don't laugh too hard) Agility, Curse, Steel Wing, Wing Attack

Corpselight Wisp: Wouldn't be too bad with Leftovers I suppose - About as much as Pidgeot is really going to do.

THE PROTOTYPE

Aoryuu: Eh, got any decent Pidgeot movesets, as a curiosity?

PillowkillerDred: Hang on, gotta work a bit, I'll get back to you on that

PillowkillerDred: Pidgeot, huh?

Aoryuu: yeah.

Aoryuu: After seeing him on S2, I thought he was rather nifty. ;p

PillowkillerDred: I was using a Wing Attack/Whirlwind/Substitute/Double edge with leftovers earlier...

Aoryuu: Unfortunately, the best I've been able to find for him involved curse/agility

Aoryuu: the capacity to STAB on Normal moves (like DE) was also a bonus. ;p

Aoryuu: Substitute, Double-edge, double-team, Sky attack?

PillowkillerDred: Er... hrrm, risky, but COULD work

THE TURNING POINT

Corpselight Wisp: I love Mirror Move

THE RESULT

DYNAMIS

pilladgeot
  • Substitute
  • Double-Team
  • Double-edge
  • Mirror Move
  • @Leftovers

THE VICTIMS

Victim 1 - L-Sama

Aoryuu: <L-Sama> Do you have to use DT?

CatGonk: what do you have DT on?

Aoryuu: Pidgeot

Aoryuu: of all the pokemon who should LEAST worry you, PIDGEOT, damnit.

CatGonk: and he's complaining.

CatGonk: hahahah

Aoryuu: <chromebot1> L-Sama ended the game.

Aoryuu: GRRRR

Aoryuu: Lessee

Aoryuu: Her wigglytuff was at 4%

Aoryuu: Her Fearow was at 4%

Aoryuu: Her Hitmonlee was dead

Aoryuu: Her Hypno was dead

Aoryuu: Her Gligar was dead

Aoryuu: And her Charizard is dead

CatGonk: meh?

CatGonk: and she bottled?

Victim 2 - Rain Dance

<Nidoking> ahahahhah YOU BEAT HIM WITH A PIDGEOT

<Nidoking> not that pidgeot is bad

<Nidoking> it's actually good now that i see your strategy

<Rain_Dance> Look, just take the win. I've got no Hazer, and I'm tired as hell. I'm not in the thinking modd to deal with Pidgeot.

<chromebot1> Rain_Dance's URSARING used CURSE!

<chromebot1> Rain_Dance's URSARING's SPEED fell!

<chromebot1> Rain_Dance's URSARING's ATTACK went up!

<chromebot1> Rain_Dance's URSARING's DEFENSE went up!

<chromebot1> Talen's PIDGEOT recovered with LEFTOVERS.

<chromebot1> Talen's PIDGEOT used MIRROR MOVE!

<chromebot1> Talen's PIDGEOT used CURSE!

<chromebot1> Talen's PIDGEOT's SPEED fell!

<chromebot1> Talen's PIDGEOT's ATTACK went up!

<chromebot1> Talen's PIDGEOT's DEFENSE went up!

Aoryuu: Fuck that, I have a 100% win/loss record today thanks to Pidgeot.

Aoryuu: Dread's gunna fucking LOVE this though. ;p

THE PUNCHLINE

Well, to be honest, it's half that today, I've had four hours of sleep, one quarter that I think Pidgeot's Stadium 2 model is just DAMN cool looking (it's so damn pun-KAY), one eighth that I'm quite astonished at how well he actually performed, and one eighth moralising bastard.

And the moral is this; Train what you like, know what you train, not the other way around.

THE CREED

What's that you pretty little Alakazam? My Double-Edges ripping you apart?

...

Oh how lovely, I'll have that Recover thanks

Aw... Starmie... Did your Thunderbolt miss?

...

Will mine?

Let's see who will win this, Curselax.

Oh look.

Girafarig.

10 to 1 it's a Baton Passer.

THAT MAKES ME A BATON PASSER TOO.