I am bish Fear my class I have issues out my ass And when it comes to women, I will pass Yaoi, fangirls, angst and strife, Are all packed into my life, I am bish, I am bish, I've got class... I am bish With femmey eyes And in fandom, I fuck guys, And me all males do despise; Other blokes take off their pants With but a single, doe-eyed glance, I am bish, I am bish, I've nice eyes... I am bish Here I stand Other males must love their hand For all females do think that I am grand From Zelgadis, Link and Marron, Aburatsubo 'n' Darian I am bish I am bish BECAUSE I CAN. - 'I Am Bish' (c) Talen, 2001 Parody of the Original Work 'I Am Cow' (c) The Arrogant Worms